Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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