Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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