He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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