just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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