could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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