he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
