when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize