11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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