Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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