I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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