Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Holy shit dude........stairs
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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