He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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