She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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