she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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