are you still at the devil's house?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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