If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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