He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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