I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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