Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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