He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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