remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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