Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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