i can't believe i had my finger in that
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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