Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
