well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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