their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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