Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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