What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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