Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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