Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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