do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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