everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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