No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just invented taco cereal.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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