just tell him i said nine months
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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