why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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