U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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