maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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