I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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