You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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