Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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