just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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