mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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