you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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