it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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