Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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