I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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