Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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