i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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