6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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