i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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