I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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