Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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