We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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