you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I love black thongs
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I came so hard my ears popped.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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