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say what?
wanna hang out?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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