Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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