Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
