check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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