So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
wow bdsm is so cute
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