wanna go halves on a baby?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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